"I'd take back all the points you earned with this coffee," said Rosa, giving the cup a lift in salute to the fine quality and the person who made it, "for making me picture the pope in a bathing suit, but believe me, I've seen weirder this past month."

Some of those nuns, man. Some of those nuns.

"So what game," she said, to get back to the giant freaking stuffed dog in the room, "did you waste your time for this guy?"