died8yearsago: (feet up)
Detective Rosa Diaz ([personal profile] died8yearsago) wrote2018-09-30 08:41 am

Office #26; Sunday [09/30].

Holding her office hours at the least minute on the day when most people were focusing on getting out of town or making the most out of their visit with their family and friends before they left was a brilliant idea, if you asked Rosa, and she felt quite smug about it, of course, because no one could accuse her of not holding office hours and she figured the chance of anyone still coming in was slim to none. What would she even talk to a parent about, anyway? She honestly couldn't remember the names of any of her students until she glanced at a roster, and then she couldn't tell you who was who, though she could maybe make a few decent guesses. And she didn't think it mattered, anyway. No one was going to come by on the last day.

But the door was open in case there was someone obnoxious enough to do just that, and they'd find the Bad Ass Bitch Survival Guide teacher there at her mostly empty desk, feet up, idly making use out of a dart board she'd put up on the opposite wall. With ninja stars, though, not darts.

She figured that would effectively show anyone who came in what sort of person they were dealing with right from the get-go. It would ultimately help save time, really.

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[personal profile] usual_suspects 2018-09-30 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That slim to none chance? Didn't much apply when your potential visitors could be led by the Force.

So there was a red-skinned Sith Lord showing up in the doorway and looking around, critiquing Rosa's aim. "You are the 'Bad Ass Bitch' teacher?"
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[personal profile] bunsen_honeydew 2018-10-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Greetings!" Bunsen said cheerfully. "I am looking for a lab assistant for my university next year. Might you suggest any--" he coughed discreetly, "Bad Ass Bitches?"

A Muppet saying that was just wrong, Rosa. WRONG.
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[personal profile] revengenotebook 2018-10-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello, Detective Diaz," Paris said, her nanny trailing along behind her. "Do you speak Portuguese, or just Spanish?"