"Hey! So here's the deal: I'm not actually open just yet, but if you wanted to come by, I can squeeze you in. You can bring whatever weapons you want. Personally I prefer just using my bare hands, but there will be plenty to kill or maim if you want to. I don't have my prices set yet, but we can just kind of figure that out as we go, right?
"Anyway, thanks for your interest! I'll see you soon, I hope."
Crazy phone day!
"Hey! So here's the deal: I'm not actually open just yet, but if you wanted to come by, I can squeeze you in. You can bring whatever weapons you want. Personally I prefer just using my bare hands, but there will be plenty to kill or maim if you want to. I don't have my prices set yet, but we can just kind of figure that out as we go, right?
"Anyway, thanks for your interest! I'll see you soon, I hope."