Rosa never lived with Pimento, and they were two steps down the aisle at one point.

But Rosa had also been with Tightpants longer than she'd even known Pimento and that relationship was really not a good margin for anything.

"Trust me," she said, not even hiding a smirk, but she wasn't really trying to, either, "once you see what I have planned for the kitchen, you're going to be begging to live with me."